Shoeuicide Bomber

I am sure all of you by now have seen the video where president Bush gets attacked in Baghdad. WHAT?!?! Bush got attacked?!?! Well....in a way....

There we were, watching the KC-San Diego football game- which was all the options we had on TV. (It was either that shit fest OR Tampa Bay at Atlanta....Football seems to get be getting worse. Or maybe I am getting worse at my pick 'em pool and holding on to my top 10 status just gets scarier each week.)

The news breaks in- which was during a commercial break not even the game- to let us know the "breaking news" in Baghdad or I guess just how the farewell speech went with Bush.

Apparently not good. OR really good. Depends on how you look at it.

The lady newscaster lets us know that there was a Baghdad journalist that threw his own shoes at president Bush, but Bush was not harmed. They go to the video.

WHAT?

I have never laughed that hard at something I shouldn't since grade school!! You have to be shitty me!!

So this guy gets off his left shoe- CHUCKS it at Bush, Bush ducks (can the Denver Broncos recruit Bush with those awesome moves?) then the guy has time to take off his RIGHT shoe and throw it at him for one more try. Holy shit. What has this world come to?? First off the fact that the guy had TIME to take off his shoes (and look how I said that plural) and throw it at him is damn good- and second off- Hey! Secret Service! Can you say JOB OPENING? Not in this job market!! You want to keep on to the job even if it means you have to protect Bush....I mean yes, we have been counting down the days since 2004, but come on, we are on the HOME STRETCH people!! Hang in there for Christ sake!!

So after we saw it the first time, I say "Who throws a shoe? Honestly?! You fight like a woman!"
Ahhh....Austin Powers movie is the best when you can quote it at any given moment!!

Enjoy these, won't you?